Super Bowl Commercials 2019: Picking through the garbage of corporate excess (LIVE UPDATES)
It's that time again.
The time for staring at your television in brazen confusion as you try to imagine how a group of executives could have possibly allowed for something as dumb this. From wrenching celebrity cameos to strangley ambiguous political messaging, we've got you covered.
Join us now as we wade through the muck and pick out the best of worst of the 2019 Super Bowl commercials.
Keep checking back as we update the post all game long.
Little tease.
ASMR is dead.
Damn you, Bezos.
Drink smugly.
That’s nice.
Brutal, Wilson.
Kinky.
Big year for sad robots.
Oh I get it.
Depressing, KIA.
Commercial or not, it’s great.
Xenu bless.
Bo knows nothing.
The Zone.
Chunky.
Reckless endangerment.
CTE isn’t just for men.
TLDR.
Make Mercedes your slave.
Bud of Thrones.
Hey google.
Sad!
We’re dogs.
Audi hell.
They’re here.
OK.
Mr. Chainz.
Higher, further, faster.
Send them back to Orlando.
Thanks, Geller.
Damn, Ridley.
Oh, Bateman.
Wake up, Murica.
Bumble on.
Good to see Christina.
What we’re all here for.
Walmart can afford licenses.
7K dislikes, comments closed on YouTube. Need I say more.
Chock full of dead memes.
Best Abe they could find?
Blah
